There's always a first time...

18/2/1966 23:55 - First breath of air, first of many... addictive I've heard, once you start stopping will kill you...
14/9/1984 00:23 - Lost virginity (not mine, I was borrowing one)
2/9/2003 12:10 - First (real) taste of scuba diving .... whooohooo (glub)
2/9/2003 12:11 - First nasty ear infection ... eugh ... humans are such a dreadful design
10/9/2003 00:09 - First time I ever blogged ... now I feel dirty...

Barry Humphries and Gary Oldman in a film about Beethoven? ... where's the OFF button dammit!!!!