2 More PADI Open Water Divers

We've done it.

And if we did it, then a balloon tied to a brick could also do it: become PADI-certified. The training wheels are off, and so the wobbly, winding progress under the seas begins. The sticker on this bicycle says "Advanced Open Water Or Bust".

Variables: where to do it? England is hard-core, but the Med is tempting. Which courses to take? Wreck, of course; Night-diving - sounds lovely; photography - that means I'll have to buy cameras and sheeit. Watch this space for news of impending advancement.

This post sponsored by a huffy green eel in Brighton Marina. In its silt do we linger...